Admin organ-izes new tuition plan: Kidneys used as form of tuition payment

By Juno Nothing ‘61 | Daydreamer Photo by Alberta Hoffman ‘43 College administrators reported earlier this week that, in order to ease the burden of the two percent tuition increase for the next Academic year, they are allowing students to pay their tuition in a variety of alternative methods. “We know that, despite the fact that […]

Powell to the People: I’m insane

By Cameron Powell ‘17 | Staff Writer School newspaper humorist Cameron Powell of The Lafayette has been officially diagnosed as clinically insane. After a near decade of telling people this very fact, they’ve finally started listening. He has been diagnosed with a number of mental ailments ranging from, but not limited to, Schwarzenneggerian Speech Disorder, Attention […]

White boy wasted: Lafayette presented award for continued dedication to frat-rapper community

By D.B Wimpiss ‘28 | Mustache-of-the-Year Champ Photo by Alberta Hoffman ‘43 The Lafayette Entertainment Committee was awarded a distinction earlier this week by the National Association for the Advancement of White Rappers for their “Proven and continued support of the white rapper community,” read a press release. The NAAWR’s statement cited Spring Concert Artists of […]