Star Wars nerds. “Complaining about inaccurate reviews since Khan.”
The Sun Also Rises. “Antisemitic bullfight-lover dines, travels, gets friend-zoned.”
Certs. Poor man’s lifesaver but with Retsyn.
Picture frames: Who cares, they hold pictures. Bingo.
Randy in Procurement who always “forgets” to refill the coffee maker even though we’ve circulated fifty-eleven memos about it and there’s even a note right there!, right on the white laminate cabinet above it, that says, “An unfilled coffee pot is no one’s cup of tea”: We say, live and let live.
Lacanian Poststructuralism. “(We don’t know what that is.)”
Cheese Hardened milk, various flavors. Sometimes orange.
“Say there’s something better. You can’t.”
Chartreuse. Meh, not light spectrum’s best work.
“Soup.” Excellent mid-day fare, wet. Not always.
The Moonwalk. Jackson’s ode to NASA, backwards, floating.
Friday Night Lights. TV show, 2006-2011 Weekend classes, exterior illumination, hijinks ensue.
The Tragedy of Macbeth, William Shakespeare, 1606. It’s basically making soup, plus madness.