End of Year Top 10s. “They’re usually nine items too long.”
Author: Simon Tonev
A Six-Word Review: Students who wear shorts and t-shirts on really cold days
Students who wear shorts and t-shirts on really cold days. “This nonsense makes us irrationally angry.”
A Six-Word Review: That new show on Netflix
That new show on Netflix. “Nope. The other one is better.”
A Six-Word Review: The classic Lafayette question: NYC or Philly?
The classic Lafayette question: NYC or Philly? “Funny you should ask: try Binghamton.”
A Six-Word Review: Jack-o’-lanterns
Jack-o’-lanterns. “Gut-eating, face-stabbing fun for all ages.”
A Six-Word Review: Meta-jokes
Meta-jokes. “Nobody likes them. Just stop it.”
A Six-Word Review: iOS 11
iOS 11. “I wasn’t using that iPad anyway.”
A Six-Word Review: Twitter’s new 280 character limit
Twitter’s new 280 character limit. “You only really need six words.”
A Six-Word Review: People who say “a scissors” instead of “scissors”
People who say “a scissors” instead of “scissors.” “Don’t get us started on this.”
A Six-Word Review: “I can’t even”
The phrase “I can’t even.” Technically it’s not true. You can.
Rain: A Six-Word Review
Rain. “Enough already with the wanton destruction.”
Dorm Fridges: A Six-Word Review
Dorm fridge. “Uselessly small, energy hog, why bother.”
Star Wars nerds: A Six-Word Review
Star Wars nerds. “Complaining about inaccurate reviews since Khan.”
The Sun Also Rises: A Six-Word Review
The Sun Also Rises. “Antisemitic bullfight-lover dines, travels, gets friend-zoned.”