Jack Ash, an area Uber Eats driver, was left astonished on Wednesday evening after receiving a parking ticket while delivering a large half-cheese, half-pepperoni pizza to a group of freshman students in South College dorm. Mr. Ash, 32, of Easton, alleges that he left his vehicle in a parking space for less than a minute […]
In the wake of the school closing, many students have called for certain services like housing and meal plans to be partially refunded. In response, college president Libby Arts has reopened Lower and offered a delivery service to those who order within a 500-mile radius. The regular cooks have returned, and some other workers have […]
Last Tuesday, mechanical engineering major Sharona Vyrice ‘22 missed class, saying her laptop was unusable due to COVID-19. “Because of the remote learning difficulties, I am urging professors to be more lenient in cases like mine where the student is unable to use their computer,” she said. She made an appeal to the school president, […]
Due to the coronavirus ending the athletic season, many teams are forced to continue their practices over Zoom, a video chat application. The decision was announced by Patriot League President Duncan Schute. “We hold out athletes to the highest standards,” Schute said. “They will need to elevate their game quarantine or no quarantine.” Baseball teams […]
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The Entertainer – Billy Joel The Scientist – Coldplay Taxman – The Beatles Lady Cab Driver – Prince Tiny Dancer – Elton John Secret Agent Man – Elton John The Boxer – Simon & Garfunkel Soldier by Destiny’s Child (feat. T.I. and Lil’ Wayne) Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) – Styx The Judge by Twenty […]
You and your two friends, Tara and Peter, are having a discussion about positive integers, as you do. Tara: I have divided all the positive integers into two non-empty disjoint sets A and B. Peter: Big deal. So did I, but I called mine S and T. You: Tara, what’s so special about your partitions? […]
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Coronavirus emerged in the city of Wuhan, China in Dec. 2019. It causes symptoms similar to the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS), spreads from person to person through droplets and causes a respiratory illness called COVID-19. As of Feb. 18, the number of people in China infected with the coronavirus reached nearly 45,000, after more […]
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While hitchhiking through the galaxy you and your friend, let’s call him Ford, find yourselves imprisoned by the Vogons, a grotesque alien species, on an unremarkable planet orbiting the distant star Betelgeuse. Your captors offer you the following opportunity at freedom. They tell you that Ford will be escorted into a separate room containing only […]
Bad Things by Machine Gun Kelly & Camila Cabello I Was A Teenage Anarchist – Against Me! I Woke Up in a Car – Something Corporate I Just Shot John Lennon – The Cranberries Oops!…I Did It Again – Britney Spears I Was Only Joking – Rod Stewart I Fucked A Sasquatch – The Seething […]
Over winter break, a hurricane strength storm swept through Easton washing out the steps leading down to the Lafayette arts campus. What now remains is a sheer 100 foot cliff with a ledge (that you can stand on) exactly half way down, i.e., 50 feet above the ground. You find yourself at the top of […]
